April 21, 2010

Title Contest!


As you've seen reported on other blogs like Required Elements and Axels, Loops, and Spins, Johnny Weir will release on book in Jan 2011.

Aaron wrote:
Well, the speculation can end. It was announced today that he has entered into a deal with Simon & Schuster imprint Gallery Books to publish a yet to be named book.


As someone who's been there, I can tell you it takes a lot of time to write a book. No, kidding, Ice Charades - 5 years? Seriously? And you had a lot of time on your hands.

Yes. Yes I did. And I know Johnny Weir is a busy busy boy, so I thought we could help him out. At least with the "yet to be named" part of the book.

Any ideas?

I've got three,

Weir Not Going To Take It


Weir So Beyond This
or

Bravo Johnny Bravo




Okay, that last one is for the "15 and under Cartoon Network" crowd. But hey, I bet you can do better - come on, tell me what you would name his book. There could be prizes!

4 comments:

Aaron said...

Cut the Sh*t: Johnny Weir

Jane said...

Weir The Wild Things Are

Misfit Mimes said...

Hey, I love your blog! Got a few title suggestions to offer:

I'm a Free Bitch, Baby: Johnny Weir Bares All

IceGame: The True Story of Figure Skating's Diva Bitch Whore from Hell

Unbound, Uncensored, and Unapologetic: Johnny Weir Tells All

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Johnny Weir But Were Really, Really Afraid to Ask

Johnny Weir: Man Enough to Be a Diva Bitch on Ice

Speechless: The Fabulous Untold Story of Johnny Weir


And from one of my readers:

Our House had Electricity: Growing Up Weir in Pennsylvania Amish Country

Ice Charades said...

Thanks guys for all the great titles. But I'm sure the powers that be will come up with something that none of thought of.

Or if they use one of these titles, you ought at least get a free autographed copy of yet to be named book.

And if any of you make it to one of Johhny's book signings, could you ask if I can tag along? Ice Charades could be the warm-up book, you know, just like in a warm-up band in a concert.

Thanks again!